Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 389r
Portrait of Robert

Robert

hired hand at the courtyard, of Trosky

“I am meant for better things than hauling water for horses. A clever lad with his eyes open can find a few groschen.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Robert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second day of May, at Vespers

Betty in Tachov has no heart in her chest. I gave her my best smile and promised her my wages were coming, and she still cut me off from the ale. The treasury up top is bursting with silver, but we starve down here.

  • Betty (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Betty

    Your smiles do not pay for malt, Robert. Bring groschen or drink from your water buckets.

  • Walter
    Walter

    She's right, lad. You owe her near as much as Humphrey owed the whole yard.

Nota scribaeDictated while shifting from foot to foot. He winked at me twice. I ignored it.

the Tuesday after Easter, at None

Edmund is away to Jicin for horses. Praise the Lord! My hands are raw as butchered meat from the hemp ropes, and I intend to rest them. If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting on my bucket.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    Move from that bucket when the bailiff walks by or we'll all catch a beating.

  • John
    John

    Rest them while you can. He'll have us digging when he returns.

the eve of St Tiburtius, at Prime

An old man's caution is a curse on us both. If a fellow has something fine wrapped up in a sack, and a merchant is passing on the road today, it is madness to wait until next autumn to sell it. The groschen are there for the taking!

  • Jan
    Jan

    A quick groschen buys a quick hanging, you fool. Keep your mouth shut.

  • Robert
    Robert

    And waiting a year buys us nothing but hunger!

Nota scribaeHe spoke in riddles and looked around nervously.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Sext

I am sick of Gilbert's nagging. The mud on that march was up to our knees. Anyone would have slipped and dropped what they were carrying! It was the freezing rain that took poor Humphrey, not me. May God rest him, but I won't be blamed for it.

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert

    You dropped his extra boots in the muck because you were careless. He walked wet for three days and died of the flux.

  • Robert
    Robert

    The lords marched us into a swamp. Blame them, not my footing.

Candlemas, at Prime

Woke up with ice in my hair again. The roof in this hayloft leaks like a broken sieve. At least I am alive, which is more than we could say during that cursed autumn levy. I swear I'll find a way out of this muck before I die in it.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    We all slept in the same damp hay, lad. Stop winking and help me with this cart.

Nota scribaeThe ink froze in my pot halfway through writing this.

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