Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 388v
Portrait of Gilbert

Gilbert

hired hand at the castle, of Trosky

“I pitch bloody hay all day and try to teach these lazy whelps how to work.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Gilbert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second day of May, at Compline

My shoulders are killing me. I swept the whole bloody yard myself while the young lads stood around. Going down to Tachov to pay my slate at Betty's before I lose my spot by the fire.

  • Betty (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Betty

    Make sure you bring coin, old man. I do not pour for charity.

Nota scribaeDictated with many heavy groans and scratching of the beard.

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

Saw Alan sleeping in the sun today. Typical. Boy can sleep through anything. Pity he could not stay awake the night poor Humphrey's fever spiked during the autumn muster. Could have fetched help instead of snoring.

  • Alan
    Alan

    Christ almighty, Gilbert, let it rest. I was dead on my feet from digging the latrines.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at None

Ten years ago we got proper meat and thick stew. Now this new steward feeds us watery slop. Probably skimming the groschen to pay the king's ransom, or just lining his own bloody pockets.

  • Jan
    Jan

    Aye, the bread is mostly sawdust these days. Hard times.

Nota scribaeThe man spat on the ground after speaking.

the feast of St Matthias, at Vespers

Robert has the brass neck to complain about his boots leaking. I told him he should be glad he has boots at all. Poor Humphrey died of the bloody flux because Robert lost his spare boots in the mud.

  • Robert
    Robert

    The mud was up to my knees, you old fool. The boots were sucked right off the pack.

Candlemas, at Prime

Edmund is off to Jicin for horses, so the yard is a bloody mess. I am the only one doing any real work. Hauling myself out of the damp hayloft at first light while the rest snore.

  • John
    John

    You make enough noise groaning when you stand up to wake the dead, Gilbert.

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