Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 387r
Portrait of Richard

Richard

hired hand hauling grain, of Trosky

“I carry two grain sacks up to the keep for every one the young lads drop. I do my hard work, take my wage, and mind my own business.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Richard had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers

I need a man to pay me three pennies to muck out a stall or shift some timber. Betty chased me out of her ale-house in Tachov with a broom yesterday. A working man needs a drop of ale in this heat, or my shoulders will give out.

  • Robert
    Robert

    I can lend you a penny, Richard, if you help me with the new oats.

  • Betty (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Betty

    Pay your slate first, you great ox, or the broom comes back.

Nota scribaeHe spat into the dirt when he spoke of the ale-wife.

the feast of St Mark, at None

Tell Benesh to stop asking me to walk to Semine. The spring floods washed the road out, and I am not drowning my boots for no pay. Carry your own message. I have two sacks of grain to haul to the larder before dusk.

  • Benesh
    Benesh

    My sister is there and I cannot leave the yard. You have the longest legs.

  • Richard
    Richard

    Then she can walk to Trosky.

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

John and Thomas complain about one sack of oats. I carried two up the cobbles this morning and did not break a sweat. If Edmund the head groom had any sense, he would cast half these soft lads out and pay me double. The kitchen maids know who feeds this castle.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    You dropped half the oats last week, you boastful ass.

  • Gilbert
    Gilbert

    Leave them be, Richard. We all get old and slow eventually.

Nota scribaeHe demanded that the maids be mentioned.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Prime

Walter wants his horn-handled knife back. I told him I lost it in the hayloft, but he sees me cutting my bread with it. I will not give it back until he stands in the yard and confesses what he did to Humphrey during the autumn levy. A two-groschen knife is a cheap fine for a mortal sin.

  • Walter
    Walter

    Give it back, you thief! Humphrey was dying anyway, he did not need a warm cloak in the mud!

  • Richard
    Richard

    He was still breathing, you vulture.

Candlemas, at Terce

Poured out a drop of ale in the snow for Humphrey. He owed half the yard money, but he was a cheerful mate. The bloody flux took him at the muster. Now Walter lends me his knife to trim hooves, and expects me to be his friend. I clench my teeth every time I look at him.

  • Alan
    Alan

    Humphrey was a good lad. God rest his soul.

  • Kolda (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Kolda

    He still owed me four pennies.

Nota scribaeDictated in the lower courtyard. He refused to look up from his whittling.

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