Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 361r
Portrait of Zdenyek

Zdenyek

hired hand at the stables, of Trosky

“I am the one who gets handed the heaviest shovel and the most blame. Sakra, it is not a fair world.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Zdenyek had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the feast of St Pancras, at None

The sun is out, which only means the midden heap stinks worse than ever. The girls in Tachov crossed the street today just to avoid my shadow. If the older men took their turn with the barrows, I wouldn't smell like a walking privy.

  • Kolda (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Kolda

    Wash in the pond, lad. It costs nothing.

Nota scribaeThe smell was indeed very strong. I asked him to stand by the door.

the eve of St George, at Compline

Now Walter is starting on me. He says I worked Humphrey into his grave on the autumn levy. Sakra, I was just passing the sergeant's order! Was I supposed to tell a man with a sword that the wagons could wait? Walter just wants someone to blame because he feels guilty.

  • Walter
    Walter

    You wanted the soldiers to pat your head. You killed him.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    I had no choice! You were there, why didn't you stop the sergeant?

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

John is flapping his gums again, telling anyone who will listen that I stole Humphrey's blanket in the autumn. It is a bloody lie. Humphrey traded that blanket for a pair of bone dice because he thought he could win a silver penny. He was a fool, and so is John.

  • John
    John

    You let a sick boy freeze, Zdenyek. I saw you with it.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    Sakra, you saw nothing! He lost it to a spearman from Kuttenberg.

Nota scribaeDictated while leaning on a dung-fork.

the Monday after St Matthias, at Vespers

Edmund docked my pay again for a dropped bucket. I have not got a groschen to my name, and Betty will not let me near the hearth in Tachov until I clear my slate. Her beer is half water anyway!

  • Betty (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Betty

    Pay what you owe, Zdenyek, or I will water it down further.

  • Jan
    Jan

    Keep your head down. Edmund has eyes everywhere.

Candlemas, at Prime

Sakra, the hayloft is frozen solid. My back aches like an old man's, and I am already stinking of the stalls. They look at me like I am a leper just because I smell of honest work.

  • Jan
    Jan

    Better the smell of horse than the smell of an empty belly, lad.

Nota scribaeThe lad spat on the floor before speaking.

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