Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 312v
Portrait of Andrew

Andrew

soldier holding the mess purse, of Sigismund's camp

“I hold the coin for this miserable squad of squabbling children. Without me keeping count, they would have starved before Candlemas.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Andrew had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

Tobias asked me again for two groschen to bribe the clerk off the cesspit levy. I told him he should have kept his eyes open on watch. A month of hauling shit will build his character, and we are not wasting our silver.

  • Tobias
    Tobias

    Please, Andrew, the smell is in my hair. I cannot sleep.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    He reeks like a dead dog, Andrew. Just pay the clerk.

Nota scribaeThe boy Tobias wept during the dictation.

the third day of Easter week, at None

Three sutlers tried to bring weak ale through the palisade gap today without paying the toll. I made them part with a groschen each. King Sigismund's captains are in no hurry to pay us, so we must find our silver where we can.

  • Jarda
    Jarda

    Did you keep any of that ale for us?

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    No. I kept the three groschen.

the feast of St Benedict, at Compline

Maurice is shouting again about the tent canvas that Nicholas carried into that village gaol. If Maurice wanted the canvas so badly, he should have fought the headborough himself instead of letting Nicholas try to steal a fat pig. We only had four groschen. The fine was ten.

  • Maurice
    Maurice

    You left him to rot, and half our gear with him! We are freezing out here!

  • Bartholomew
    Bartholomew

    Maurice speaks the truth. You are a tight-fisted bastard, Andrew.

Nota scribaeDictated over the sound of two men shouting in the next tent.

the second Sunday of Lent, at Terce

Hugh was right to leave Prokop snoring in that hayloft back in Kolin. Jarda still weeps over his lost fifteen groschen, and the rest moan about the iron cooking pot he had with him, but a drunk is a burden we cannot afford on the march.

  • Jarda
    Jarda

    Fifteen groschen! That is pure theft. I will string him up if I ever see him.

  • Hugh
    Hugh

    He is probably still asleep in that loft. Good riddance to him.

Candlemas, at Prime

Woke up to ice on the blanket. The damp wool stinks and my back aches from the mud. I checked the mess purse first thing, as always. Three groschen left. The others want roasted meat, but we will have boiled cabbage again today.

  • Christopher
    Christopher

    Cecily used to roast the finest mutton. God almighty, I miss her cooking.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    Quiet about Cecily, I beg you. Eat your cabbage and shut your mouth.

Nota scribaeHe counted the three coins four times before speaking.

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