Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 314v
Portrait of Bartholomew

Bartholomew

soldier running dice games, of Sigismund's camp

“I run the hazard games for this corner of the camp. I win my share, honestly won, but it takes a clear head to keep the groschen moving.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Bartholomew had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of the Ascension, at Vespers

Alan still has my copper jug. The drunkard borrowed it to fetch ale a month ago and just kept it. I would gladly pay a few groschen to any stranger who fetches it back to me. A soldier cannot survive on oats and water from his hands.

  • Alan
    Alan

    I left it by the sutler's cart. Bloody hell, go find it yourself.

  • Bartholomew
    Bartholomew

    You lost it, you useless sot.

Nota scribaeDictated slowly. The man rubbed his chin before every sentence.

Saint George's day, at Prime

The quartermaster comes today for his inspection. I am sweating cold. Geoffrey still has my wooden rosary that I gave him for a bowl of stew. I offered him wine to settle the debt, but the stubborn mule claimed it was sour and kept the beads.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    The wine was piss, Bartholomew. Bring me decent ale and you can have your beads. I am not a scrounger.

Nota scribaeHe spoke quietly, glancing over his shoulder toward the officers' tents.

the third day of Easter week, at None

That whining boy Frantishek pocketed my lucky bone die by the latrines today. He claimed I was winning too often. It was honestly won! Now he sits in the tent weeping about his sister Agnes in Kolin while I lose good coin.

  • Frantishek
    Frantishek

    You cheat at hazard and you know it. And do not speak of Agnes, she probably thinks I am dead in this ditch.

  • Prokop
    Prokop

    Quiet down, both of you. My hands are blistered enough from digging without listening to this.

the day after Saint Gregory, at Sext

Thomas deserted us in the night. The man lacked the spine for this life. Geoffrey should have lent him the silver for the ale-wife's tally. And Maurice must have fallen asleep on the perimeter watch to let him slip out.

  • Maurice
    Maurice

    I was wide awake on watch. You fleeced him of his last groschen at hazard yesterday, you bastard. That is why he ran.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    I jump at shadows enough without paying another man's drinking debts. Leave me out of this.

Candlemas, at Terce

Nothing but waiting and choking down oats in this camp. The other men grumble, but if you play fair and keep your eyes open, you can always find a game of hazard to pass the time. The coin is honestly won, as I always say.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    Aye, wait until the money runs out and we are all eating our shoes.

Nota scribaeThe word he used for the oats was not fit for the page.

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