Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 309r
Portrait of Jarda

Jarda

soldier at the eastern gate, of Sigismund's camp

“I stand in the mud making sure carters pay their due, while the King's captains take their time finding our pay.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Jarda had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Ascension, at Vespers

Tobias came begging for two groschen to bribe the bailiff because he slept on watch. I laughed in his face. A man who sleeps on duty deserves to empty the Kuttenberg cesspits. Keep your eyes open or keep your silver.

  • Tobias
    Tobias

    It was a heavy meal and a warm night, Jarda. Have some pity.

  • Jarda
    Jarda

    Pity costs two groschen, lad.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted twice by the subject spitting into the mud.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Tuma is whining again about his sister Adela in Prague. He thinks because I know a merchant, I should send his tidings. I have my own silver to watch. I am not a courier for every man's family.

  • Tuma
    Tuma

    It is only a few words, Jarda. She will think I am dead in a ditch.

  • Christopher
    Christopher

    A man ought to think of his family. I wonder what my Cecily is doing in Znojmo.

  • Jarda
    Jarda

    I wonder when you two will shut your mouths and let a man eat.

the Tuesday after Laetare Sunday, at Sext

The mud is up to the ankles at the eastern gate. A sutler from Kuttenberg tried to bring a cart of cabbage in without paying the toll. I made him hand over four pennies. I write every coin down in my head.

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    Good work. We need the coin for the mess purse.

Nota scribaeHe tapped his own head repeatedly while saying this.

the Wednesday in the first week of Lent, at None

Eating boiled cabbage and looking at Hugh. He left Prokop in a locked hayloft in Kolin last autumn. Prokop owed me fifteen groschen. Since Hugh left him to rot, that makes it Hugh's debt. I want my silver.

  • Hugh
    Hugh

    The farmer locked the doors! Was I to take an axe to oak wood for a lazy drunk?

  • Jarda
    Jarda

    You should have broken the door if it got me my fifteen groschen.

Candlemas, at Terce

We are camped outside Kuttenberg and the King's pay is nowhere to be seen. I have taken to standing by the palisade gates to extract what is owed from the carters. A man must look to his own purse in this army.

Nota scribaeDictated near the palisade. The smell of horse dung was very strong.

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