the eve of St Urban, at None
The Kuttenberg bailiff's clerk was sniffing around the ditch today with his ledger. Sakra, I picked up a spear and looked busy tightening my belt until he passed. Tobias got put on the cesspit levy for sleeping on watch, and I will not join him in the shit.
Nota scribaeDictated from behind a brewer's wagon, where he was hiding.

It is no laughing matter, Hugh. The smell does not wash out of my boots.