Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 242v
Portrait of Joan

Joan

maid in master hugh's yard, of Troskowitz

“I bake the bread, sweep the hearth, and tell fools what is what.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joan had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers

If Walter tracks one more bootful of muck across my clean hearth, I will beat him with the broom. I spend from dawn to dusk keeping this kitchen right. The hands do nothing but argue and leave dirt for me.

  • Walter
    Walter

    I was chopping wood all day. A man's boots get muddy when he works.

  • Alice
    Alice

    My boots are muddy because the shed roof leaks and we sleep in a puddle.

  • Joan
    Joan

    Nonsense. Put a bucket out and stop your weeping, Alice.

Nota scribaeShe pointed her finger at the door the entire time she spoke.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Hugh has kept our groschen again this week. It is nonsense. Andrew priced those dead capons like they were the King's own swans, and my Bragge never touched them. It was that brute Colle, but we all pay for it. I will spit at Andrew's gate again.

  • Anna
    Anna

    Colle was hungry. He is a good dog if you just give him a crust from the kitchen now and then.

  • John
    John

    I do not care which dog did it. I have no groschen for ale and my throat is dust.

the Monday after the Annunciation, at Terce

Robert made a vow to Saint Barbara to walk to Sedletz, and now he weeps about his stomach and needs strong beer to make the journey. Nonsense. A man should keep his vows without crying like a wet babe.

  • Robert
    Robert

    It was a bitter freeze when I made that vow. If Marion were back from Tachov, I could barter for a jug to settle my belly.

the eve of Saint Gregory, at None

There is blood and feathers by the fence and Andrew is screaming about his birds. I say plain as day, my Bragge is a good dog and was asleep. Colle is the one with the bloody jowls. Hugh locks his door and leaves us the shouting.

  • Andrew (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Andrew

    Your beasts ruined my best capons! I will have heavy silver for this, you hear me?

  • Alice
    Alice

    All this shouting woke me up, and my blankets are soaked through from the rain.

Nota scribaeThe woman smelled strongly of woodsmoke.

Candlemas, at Vespers

John and Walter are screaming by the fire over a bone die John lost. Hynek will not give Walter his felling axe over some boot repairs. If they worked as hard as they argued, we would all be rich. Poor Richard is the only one who works.

  • Richard
    Richard

    My back is ruined, Joan. Lida used to rub it with goose fat after a shift. I miss her fiercely.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    He gets his axe back when my boots are fixed, not before.

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