the eve of Whitsun, at Compline
Truth be told, my digestion is in no state for the road to Sedletz. Saint Barbara knows my heart is willing, but a man needs strong beer to settle his stomach for such a holy walk. With Marion gone, how can I fulfill my solemn vow?
Nota scribaeHe rubbed his belly the whole time he spoke and whined like a beaten pup.

You are just a coward, Robert. Get on the road and stop weeping about your belly.
My affliction is real, John. The saints do not ask a pious man to die of the cramps in a ditch.