Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 32v
Portrait of John

John

hired hand at the yard, of Troskowitz

“I do the heaviest work while the rest barter and steal my belongings.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Vespers

Master Hugh is docking all our wages again because of Andrew's dead capons. They say my dog Colle got into them, but Andrew prices his birds like the King's own swans! Now I have no copper at all.

  • Joan
    Joan

    Wipe your boots before you come complaining in the house, John.

  • Andrew (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Andrew

    Your beast killed three of my best layers. Pay what you owe.

Nota scribaeDictated at the yard. He waved his arms so much I nearly dropped my ink.

the Tuesday after Easter, at None

A man without his tools is worth nothing! I cannot find my spade for shifting the feed. Richard borrowed it weeks ago to muck out and now hides it by his bed. He is gone doddering mad.

  • Richard
    Richard

    I am using it. My back aches and I need it to lean on.

the feast of Saint Gregory, at Sext

Saint Barbara preserve me, the stench of this lower barn has ruined my tunic completely. I should have been a clerk or a tailor indoors. At least Robert has his stomach gripes to get him out of shifting sacks.

  • Robert
    Robert

    My stomach is no blessing, John. Have some pity.

the Monday after Ash Wednesday, at Prime

Troops on the road to Tachov again, they say. Marion has gone there to see her sister, so we have no ale. My throat is dry from the dust in the yard and no credit to wet it.

  • Hynek
    Hynek

    Stop your whining and help me with these sacks.

Nota scribaeHe spoke very fast and spit on the ground after mentioning the troops.

Candlemas, at Compline

Walter is a barefaced thief. I sat by the fire to show him the carving on my lucky six-face die, and he slipped it into his pouch! He claims I staked it against a copper penny. Give it back!

  • Walter
    Walter

    You rolled it and lost fair and square. God's truth.

  • John
    John

    Liar! You snatched it from my palm.

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