the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Compline
That young lord Thomas of Bohunowitz sent his man again for my flax and straw. I told him plain, I need the straw for my own roof before winter. If his master wants dry thatch for some gentleman's folly, he can bring ten groschen. Not a copper less.
Nota scribaeDictated while holding a pitchfork. I did not record the curse he laid upon the nobility.

Ten groschen for common straw is highway robbery, you stubborn dirt-scratcher.
Then find another roof to strip, my lord.