the feast of St Philip and St James, at None
Thomas and I have a grand design for the ball. We are gathering pitch, feathers, and horns to dress as wildmen of the woods. I found a stranger in the tavern crowd to fetch the flax for us. The local ladies will faint in terror and then fall madly in love when we unmask!
Nota scribaeHe was very drunk when he dictated this. I did not write down the loudest boasting.

It was my cousin Hugh's idea from Paris, Ralph, and I bought the stranger the drink.
Nonsense, Thomas. I steered the conversation perfectly.