Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 374v
Portrait of John

John

master of Pach, of Kuttenberg

“I provide the bread for this house, and my blood kin owe me their sweat.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at None

That wealthy neighbour Tobias still demands three silver groschen for the laying birds that Heinz's wretched dog killed. I went to him in secret and said he could keep the dog, but he refused. Christ's wounds, he'll bring the bailiff on my house over a few feathers and I have not got the silver.

  • Tobias (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Tobias

    Three groschen, John. Silver, not your brother's mongrel.

  • Heinz
    Heinz

    Bawty is a good dog. You had no right offering him to anyone.

Nota scribaeDictated in a shout. He pointed his finger at my inkwell the entire time.

the third day of Easter week, at Vespers

Walked the far strip today. I am tearing up Anna's weeds and Simon's turnips tomorrow. My father left this land to me as the eldest three winters ago. They can glean the edges after harvest, but they have no business planting my soil.

  • Anna
    Anna

    My herbs heal the sick. Your cabbages only give you wind.

  • John
    John

    Women have no business claiming land, sister. Pull them up or I will.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Sext

Caught Isabel leaving ash on the hearth again. Half the day she spends praying, the other half scrubbing like a blind woman. I am glad her worthless son Andreas is gone. A waste of good bread he was, drinking his allowance with hired hands.

  • Isabel
    Isabel

    I pray the Lord grants you a gentler heart, husband.

  • Droopy Andreas
    Droopy Andreas

    I'm better off anywhere than under your roof.

  • Menhard
    Menhard

    We paid for our own ale, John.

the first week of Lent, at Prime

Soldiers on the roads and bread dearer than last year, yet my brothers Simon and Heinz eat as if the harvest was doubled. I ought to throw them both into the dirt to fend for themselves. This is my house and my bread.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    Aye, the Hungarians make everything harder. Keep your fences mended, John.

Nota scribaeThe dictating of this complaint took until Terce, owing to his temper.

Candlemas, at Prime

The priest says we must write our days down. Very well. Let the Lord read that I am the master of Pach, and I expect those under my roof to pull their weight. My boots must be clean by first light, and my porridge hot.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Father left the far strip for all of us to work, brother.

  • John
    John

    He left it to me! I will bring the bailiff down on you if you defy me.

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