Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 351r
Portrait of Heinz

Heinz

ploughman at Pach, of Kuttenberg

“I do two men's labour while my brother barks orders from the threshold. I am the only reason this dirt yields a harvest at all.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Heinz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Saint Philip and Saint James, at None

That fat whoreson Tobias wants three groschen because my Bawty got into his yard and killed his laying birds. If a man is too rich to mend a rotten fence, it is his own fault his birds get eaten. I am paying nothing.

  • John
    John

    You will pay him, Heinz, or the bailiff will take it from my hide. Tie up that bloody dog.

  • Heinz
    Heinz

    Let him take it from your hide. I have no silver for dead birds.

Nota scribaeThe dog was whining loudly throughout the dictation.

the Tuesday after Easter, at Sext

Simon and I sowed turnips by the treeline today. It is our strip, given by our father on his deathbed. Anna put her bloody herb pots in the dirt again, so I kicked them into the ditch where they belong.

  • Anna
    Anna

    Those herbs were for healing. You are a spiteful brute, Heinz.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Aye, we ploughed it deep. Let John try and stop us from keeping the yield.

Lady Day, at Prime

I saw Isabel prying up a floorboard in the corner to hide another silver penny. I will not say a word to anyone. Anything stolen from John's purse is a blessing from the Lord as far as I am concerned.

  • Isabel
    Isabel

    Mind your own business, Heinz.

Nota scribaeDictated in a whisper behind the woodpile.

the feast of Saint Gregory, at Vespers

My back is breaking, but I turned the whole lower field before noon. I am the only reason Pach does not starve. John sat on his arse near the boundary stone and just watched me work.

  • John
    John

    I was overseeing the work, you fool. Someone has to make sure it is done right.

Nota scribaeHe spat into the dirt when he mentioned his brother's name.

the first Saturday of Lent, at Compline

They hanged young William this week for that botched robbery. Better him than me. Kuttenberg is going to shit with all these soldiers and vagrants. Even Menhard pawned John Goathead's war gear for fourteen groschen.

  • Menhard
    Menhard

    Keep my name out of your mouth, Heinz. Fourteen groschen is fourteen groschen.

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