Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 360v
Portrait of Snotty Lorenz

Snotty Lorenz

beggar, of Kuttenberg

“I sit quietly by the south wall of the church from dawn until dusk. Shouting brings the watch.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Snotty Lorenz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Ascension, at None

The stone by the south wall was warm today. I stayed quiet when the merchants passed. The priests handed out bread for the feast day, and I got a good heel of a loaf. The loud ones got nothing.

  • Gaunt Thomas
    Gaunt Thomas

    A good heel is better than a whole loaf if you eat it in peace, Lorenz.

Nota scribaeHe wiped his nose on his sleeve three times while speaking.

the feast of St Philip and St James, at Terce

Sleepy Joerg will not stop talking about the washerwoman Clemence. A man who cannot feed himself has no business wanting a wife. I told him to save his breath, but he would not listen.

  • Sleepy Joerg
    Sleepy Joerg

    She gave me a smile yesterday, Lorenz. You know nothing of it.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Poxy Joerg is shouting again about the march to Kolin. He says I brought wet twigs and that is why the boy died. It is a lie. I was cold and my hands were bleeding. He just wants someone to blame because his feet ache.

  • Poxy Joerg
    Poxy Joerg

    You brought wet wood, Lorenz! Lambert froze because we had no fire.

Nota scribaeHe kept his voice to a whisper, looking over his shoulder for the watch.

the Monday after Laetare Sunday, at Compline

Musty Fritz and Shabby Thomas are arguing over a wooden flute they say belongs to the baker's wife Magdalena. I refuse to take a side. They will draw the bailiff's men to the cellars if they keep making this noise.

  • Musty Fritz
    Musty Fritz

    She gave it to me for sweeping her yard, Lorenz! Tell him!

the morrow of Candlemas, at Prime

Stinky Richard fell asleep on his watch and let the coals die. That is the truth of it. When Lambert fell in the ditch near Grunta, we were all freezing because of Richard. If the bailiff hears of this, we are all ruined.

  • Stinky Richard
    Stinky Richard

    I was as tired as any man, Lorenz. You walked right past the boy when he stumbled.

  • Snotty Lorenz
    Snotty Lorenz

    I was numb. I thought he would get up just like the rest of us did.

Nota scribaeHe dictated this very slowly, staring at the ground.

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