Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 338v
Portrait of Sleepy Joerg

Sleepy Joerg

beggar by the church wall, of Kuttenberg

“I sit by the church wall to ask for alms, sir, but my heart is with the washerwomen.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Sleepy Joerg had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Vespers

I went down to the river today just to see the bathhouse courtyard. Clemence was scrubbing a tub. She looked so beautiful, sir. I told my father Thomas again that we are meant to wed, but he shouted that her father was a thief and we would starve. A gentle heart matters more than bread, I say.

  • Sleepy Thomas
    Sleepy Thomas

    You are a fool, boy. She brings nothing but that tub. We will not speak for you!

  • Poxy Joerg
    Poxy Joerg

    A beggar with a wife! Heh heh. You will eat mud and call it a feast.

Nota scribaeHe sighed three times while telling me this.

the second day of Easter week, at Sext

The rain has made the church wall very cold to sit against, but a goodwife gave me three hellers because I called her lady. Musty Fritz says I should sweep yards for Magdalena the baker's wife instead, to get crusts. I do not want to soil my hands when begging politely works just as well.

  • Musty Fritz
    Musty Fritz

    Keep your soft hands, lad. More warm crusts for those of us who aren't afraid of a broom.

the Monday before Palm Sunday, at Prime

There are so many of the Hungarian king's soldiers on the roads now. It frightens the good churchgoers, sir. Stinky William says the soldiers make the bread dearer, which means fewer pennies in my bowl. I only hope the soldiers do not bother the washerwomen by the river.

  • Stinky William
    Stinky William

    Aye, they take everything and leave us beggars to starve. Keep your head down, Joerg.

Nota scribaeDictated at the church door. The boy kept looking toward the river.

the Tuesday after Saint Gregory, at None

Squinty Jan yelled at me again today about the march to Kolin. He says I lost Jezhek's camp kettle in the mud because I was daydreaming. I told him we were all too numb to think straight in that bitter cold. Poor Lambert froze in the ditch, God rest his soul, and Jan worries over an iron pot.

  • Squinty Jan
    Squinty Jan

    You set it down in the muck and wandered off! If we had hot broth, Lambert might have lived.

  • Sleepy Joerg
    Sleepy Joerg

    Nobody could save him, Jan. We were all freezing.

Candlemas, at Terce

My brother Roger and I huddled in the cellar last night, waiting for the morning bells. My father Thomas says it will be a hard spring. I pray the Lord grants us enough coppers from the passing folk today. If I gather enough, I might buy a ribbon for Clemence.

  • Sleepy Roger
    Sleepy Roger

    Keep the coppers for food, Joerg. Mother is hungry.

  • Sleepy Martha
    Sleepy Martha

    Listen to your brother. A ribbon will not fill our bellies, child.

Nota scribaeThe father tried to interrupt the dictation here, but I held up my hand.

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