the eve of St George, at None
Saint Wenceslas strike me, why does Musty Fritz get to sweep Mistress Magdalena's yard for warm crusts? He is a weak fool who misses half the dirt. I could do it better, if I wasn't chased off by the watch every time I cross the square.
Nota scribaeHe scratched his neck until it bled while saying this.

Keep your eyes off my broom, Roger. Mistress Magdalena knows I sweep clean, and you would only scratch your arse instead of working.