Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 63r
Portrait of Stislav the Kite

Stislav the Kite

hired hand at the smelting yard, of Kuttenberg

“I haul slag and out-lift pups half my age, kurva. The world is built to cheat a man, but I am still standing.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Stislav the Kite had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the second day of May, at Vespers

The bread costs more every week, the ale is half water, and that tight-fisted whoreson Gilbert still pays the exact same piece-rate he paid three winters ago. A man works until his boots rot and for what?

  • Stephen the Ox
    Stephen the Ox

    Aye, it is a hard world, Stislav. Maybe we should march with the levy.

  • Stislav the Kite
    Stislav the Kite

    And trade your jack for nothing again, you idiot? Shut up, kurva.

Nota scribaeDictated at the tavern. He spat on the floor after speaking.

the Tuesday after Easter, at None

If I hear Ulrich whine one more time about Black Jacob taking his crowbar, I will break his jaw. Hit the man with a rock or shut your mouth, kurva! I am sick to death of hearing it.

the feast of St Benedict, at Prime

Young Peter is a soft fool worrying about what the priest thinks. If he wants to honor his late father Ernest, he can start by paying me the ale debts Ernest owed me before the flux took him.

Nota scribaeHe rubbed his lower back grimly the entire time he spoke.

the Wednesday after St Valentine, at Compline

Martin keeps crying about his shovel. I took it because I needed it for the shift, kurva, and I am keeping it. Go cry to whoever stole my good broad slag-shovel in the first place, or to Denis if you want.

  • Martin the Pike
    Martin the Pike

    You took it while I slept! Give it back, I cannot work without it.

  • Stislav the Kite
    Stislav the Kite

    Then go take one from Casper. The little fox is the one who took mine.

Candlemas, at dawn

Woke up in the cellar and my good, broad slag-shovel is gone. The winter frost is thick and I know young Casper took it. Gilbert will turn me away without a tool. God's nails, I will not miss my wages.

  • Casper the Fox
    Casper the Fox

    I never touched your shovel, old man. Look somewhere else.

Nota scribaeHe was scowling and kept his arms tightly crossed.

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