Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 4v
Portrait of Ulrich the Fox

Ulrich the Fox

hired hand at the smelting yard, of Kuttenberg

“I haul slag when I should be reckoning accounts, and watch every bastard try to cheat me.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Ulrich the Fox had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Wednesday before Whitsun, at None

I am staying off the main roads from now on. I saw the Hungarian levies marching past the upper gate looking for able-bodied men to dig latrines for their camps. I would rather shovel Gilbert's slag until my back breaks than haul Cuman shit. A clever man stays out of sight.

  • Stephen the Ox
    Stephen the Ox

    Aye, keep your head down. They took three lads from the lower town yesterday.

the eve of St John before the Latin Gate, at Vespers

Stislav the Kite is shouting at Martin the Pike again over his missing shovel. He is a blind fool. I was awake in the cellar when it went missing, and I know exactly who took it. But why should I sort out their mess? Let the bastards scream at each other.

  • Stislav the Kite
    Stislav the Kite

    If you know who took my shovel, you speak up, Ulrich!

  • Ulrich the Fox
    Ulrich the Fox

    I never said I knew for certain. And you can find your own tools.

  • Casper the Fox
    Casper the Fox

    It was probably Denis. He stole half the cellar before he marched off with the levy.

Nota scribaeHe spoke quickly and looked over his shoulder twice.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

They are singing hymns for the dead, but the dead still owe me silver. Ernest died of the bloody flux last autumn and took my three groschen for a pitcher of ale to the grave. His boy Peter is standing right there in the yard, acting like his father was a saint. A saint who drank my ale for nothing.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Compline

Another day of shovelling heavy ash from dawn to dusk. Gilbert the tallyman deliberately under-counts my loads, I know he does. A man with my brains should be managing the merchants, not hauling dirt. The whole yard is a web of men trying to cheat me out of my rightful earnings.

  • Gilbert (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Gilbert

    If you hauled more rock and did less complaining, your tally would be higher.

Nota scribaeDictated in the cellar. The air was foul with unwashed hauling men.

Candlemas, at Sext

That bastard Black Jacob borrowed my heavy iron crowbar to pry loose some frozen firewood. It cost me a full month's wages, the best piece of iron I ever owned. He walked off with it and now he is using it to break slag. I will crack his skull if he doesn't hand it back by tomorrow.

  • Black Jacob
    Black Jacob

    It is a heavy bar, Ulrich. It does better work breaking slag in my hands. You will get it back when the frost thaws.

  • Ulrich the Fox
    Ulrich the Fox

    You had better, you bastard, or there will be hell to pay.

Nota scribaeHe pointed his finger sharply at my chest the entire time he spoke.

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