Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 35r
Portrait of Hermann Berger

Hermann Berger

tallyman at the lower market, of Kuttenberg

“I count timber at the yard and shout at carters. It is dirty work, but it keeps my throat wet.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Hermann Berger had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at None

Christ almighty, three massive timber wagons just choked the yard and the carters are threatening to unhitch. If I leave the board to fetch beer, Master Jacob will have my hide. Someone bring three jugs of cheap ale before there is a riot.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    I will fetch it if you pay for the ale and my trouble.

  • Hermann Berger
    Hermann Berger

    Just get it here, lad, before they block the road.

Nota scribaeDictated in a great hurry amidst shouting and the lowing of oxen.

the eve of St George, at Vespers

William Baker is weeping about militia fines again. I told him to shut his mouth and tally his load. If you keep the wood moving, Master Jacob does not dock your pay. It is not difficult.

  • William Baker
    William Baker

    It is easy for you to say, Hermann, you have no fines.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Hans Kohl is still sulking in Humphrey's rotting garret over his late mother. God rest her soul, Edith was a good woman, but a man should drink for one night, weep, and get back to the scales. The dead do not tally timber.

  • Hans Kohl
    Hans Kohl

    Have some respect, Hermann. She mended your shirts.

Nota scribaeThe man spat on the ground after saying this.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Terce

Hynek Wood has been looking at me sideways. I still have his silver weights from the rush. They are bloody useful for my own board. I will give them back by Pentecost, or when he buys me a jug of ale, whichever comes first.

  • Hynek Wood
    Hynek Wood

    I lent those in good faith. Buy your own weights.

Candlemas, at Compline

The settling of accounts is a bloody nightmare. Young Nickel Berger lent me his brass calipers. He is too timid to ask for them back properly, so I am keeping them to teach the boy a lesson about guarding his livelihood.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of cheap ale.

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