Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 71r
Portrait of Joseph Fuller

Joseph Fuller

clerk and tallyman, of Kuttenberg

“I am a man of the world and a tallyman, keeping the kingdom's wealth in order.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joseph Fuller had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

The Tuesday before Whitsun, at None

If Nicholas and Michael the Nasty pull at my sleeves one more time, I shall lose my temper. I am a tallyman, not a pack mule. I have travelled roads far more dangerous than their filthy hamlets, and I have no intention of walking back out there just to deliver their greetings.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    I only asked because you always boast about your travels, Joseph.

  • Michael the Nasty
    Michael the Nasty

    Aye, if you rode past Hungarian soldiers, you can walk to my village.

  • Joseph Fuller
    Joseph Fuller

    My time is valuable, friends. Master Jacob needs me here.

Nota scribaeHe spent much time brushing chalk dust from his sleeves while dictating this.

The feast of Saint Pancras, at Terce

William Baker is in a panic over the magistrate's inspections again. It is a pitiful sight. A true man of the world knows how to handle authority. When I rode the routes, I talked my way past Hungarian patrols with nothing but my wits. William could learn a thing or two.

  • William Baker
    William Baker

    Easy for you to say, Joseph. You don't have war gear sitting at the pawnbroker's.

The second day of Easter week, at Vespers

I cannot bear to stand near Hans Kohl at the weighing board. I know he grieves his mother Edith, God rest her, but grief is no excuse for smelling of stale beer and damp mould. Humphrey's garret must be rotting around him. He needs to wash before Master Jacob notices.

  • Hans Kohl
    Hans Kohl

    Leave me be, Joseph. You know nothing of it.

  • Thomas Little
    Thomas Little

    The man buried his mother, Joseph. Have some grace.

The second week of Lent, at Prime

The timber carts are arriving early today. I made sure my voice carried over the din so the carters know who commands the yard. The older tallymen look at me sideways, but they simply lack my worldly experience. Keeping order in Kuttenberg is nothing compared to outsmarting highwaymen.

  • Hermann Berger
    Hermann Berger

    You rode a slow mule between safe towns, Joseph. We all know it.

Nota scribaeThe other tallymen were, in truth, laughing at him when he shouted.

The morrow of Saint Blaise, at Sext

I have secured the indoor weighing shift at the silver scales. Nickel Berger was late, so I informed Master Jacob he was drunk in a tavern. Nickel is far too weak for the heavy scales anyway. By stepping in, I saved the entire crew from docked pay. A smart man seizes the day.

  • Nickel Berger
    Nickel Berger

    You lying whoreson! That shift was mine, and you cost me a month's good wages!

  • Joseph Fuller
    Joseph Fuller

    Calm yourself, Nickel. You would have dropped the weights and ruined us all.

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