Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 233r
Portrait of Joan Stone

Joan Stone

cook in the lower bailey, of Trosky

“I run the lower kitchens at Trosky. Nothing goes into a pot or onto a trencher without my say, and I keep this yard from starving.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joan Stone had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Tuesday after St John before the Latin Gate, at Vespers

I have the ledger open and the ladle in my hand. Tobias the clerk will be back from Prague soon. I expect those padded jackets laid out on the kitchen table before Vespers tomorrow. Do not test my patience, Margery.

  • Margery
    Margery

    The moths got into the lining, Joan. I am airing it out behind the wall.

  • Walter Field
    Walter Field

    Aye, mine is getting mended. You will have it by Sunday.

  • Joan Stone
    Joan Stone

    You are both foolish children. I will check the trunks myself.

Nota scribaeShe rapped a wooden spoon against my table until I wrote this down.

the feast of St Mark, at Prime

The girls in this yard act like spoiled babes. Alice, return the heavy-backed cleaver to Matilda at once. A good blade costs a month of sweat. If I see anyone hoarding borrowed iron again, they can scrub the cauldrons until Martinmas.

  • Matilda
    Matilda

    Thank you, Joan. I have asked her three times for it.

  • Alice
    Alice

    I only borrowed it to split some kindling, do not fret.

the Thursday after Easter, at Sext

Young Joan works hard hauling water for my boiling pots, I will grant her that. She saves every penny to move poor Margaret out of that ditch. Twenty-two groschen is a steep hill to climb, but the Lord rewards an industrious pair of hands.

  • Joan
    Joan

    Bless you, mistress. The priest says it will take at least twenty.

  • Gilbert (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Gilbert

    If the girl needs coin quickly, she knows where my shop is.

Nota scribaeThe dictation was interrupted twice to scold a passing maid.

the eve of Palm Sunday, at None

The mud is drying and the yard is warming. Margery, Walter, you will not freeze now. I bought those thick jackets with my own silver so you would not cough your lungs up, but they belong to the yard tally. Bring them back.

  • Margery
    Margery

    I just need it for a few more days, the wind is still bitter at night.

the day after Candlemas, at Terce

It is bitterly cold. I saw the yard hands shivering by the bailey well. A woman who runs a kitchen must have a Christian heart, so I spent my own savings on thick jackets for Margery and the musician Walter. I expect they will remember this kindness.

  • Cook Fanka (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Cook Fanka

    A kind deed, Joan. The Lord sees it.

Nota scribaeShe spoke very slowly, ensuring I noted the exact nature of her generosity.

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