Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 352v
Portrait of Alice

Alice

maidservant in the lower bailey, of Trosky

“I quarter the carcasses and haul the slops. Bloody hard work, it is. They give me all the heavy work because I am the youngest, and nobody says a word of thanks.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Alice had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the second day of May, at Vespers

Joan Stone had me quartering three sheep today. Bloody hell, my hands are raw as gutted fish. If I did not have a decent, heavy blade I would still be out there in the dark. A maid needs proper tools to do what the chamberlain asks, sakra.

  • Matilda
    Matilda

    It is my blade, Alice. You said you only needed it for the morrow's mutton back at Candlemas. Give it back.

  • Alice
    Alice

    I left it in the wood shed, I will fetch it Sunday, I swear it.

Nota scribaeShe was twisting her apron into knots the whole time she spoke.

the third day of Easter week, at None

That quiet Joan is hoarding coin, I know it. Never buys a drop of ale, just silently scrubs the trenchers. Thinks she is better than the rest of us. Christ almighty, the older women hate me for my youth, and she hides pennies while I ruin my hands.

  • Emma
    Emma

    Leave her be, Alice. Her mother Margaret only died last autumn in the damp.

the feast of St Richard, at Prime

Everyone acts so holy in the lower bailey, but I see what goes on. Emma took Margery's padded jacket and pawned it to Gilbert down in the settlement. And Margery still has Emma's brass brush. So nobody can call me a thief when the whole kitchen is trading stolen goods.

  • Margery
    Margery

    Shut your mouth, Alice. That jacket was mine by rights anyway.

the eve of St Gertrude, at Sext

Hauling buckets from the well in this wind is a curse. I slipped in the mud and spilled half of it. I would rather freeze out here than go back inside and face Joan Stone's heavy ladle, though. She runs this kitchen like a Hungarian captain.

  • Adela (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Adela

    Aye, I felt that ladle last week. Stay out of her way when the roasts are turning.

Nota scribaeDictated in the yard, smelling strongly of pig blood and wet wool.

Candlemas, at Compline

A massive slaughtering today for the castle stores. The chamberlain gives us rusted iron that slips on the bone. I thought I would lose a finger. Matilda lent me her good cleaver, the heavy one. Praise be. I will just use it for the morrow's mutton and give it right back.

  • Matilda
    Matilda

    Mind you wash it before you return it. Cost me a month's wages, that did.

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