Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 265r
Portrait of Richard

Richard

soldier at the gate, of Trosky

“I am stuck guarding the lower gate while the good men fight Hungarians. It is a miserable life.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Richard had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday after Philip and James, at Vespers

That little bastard Roger still has my good bone comb. I lent it to him before Saint Blaise and the whoreson plays dumb every time I ask for it. I paid good groschen at the market and I want it back before the muster.

  • Roger
    Roger

    I do not know what comb you mean, Richard. You must have dropped it in the dirt.

  • Richard
    Richard

    You little shit, I will shake it out of your pockets myself.

Nota scribaeHe pointed his finger fiercely at the wall the entire time he spoke.

the third day of Easter week, at None

If Nicholas mentions his sister Magdalena one more time, I will strangle him with his own belt. We are packed in this stinking room like salted fish, eating cheap pottage on credit, and I do not give a shit about her village or her chickens.

  • William
    William

    Amen to that. The man talks more than a fishwife.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    She is my only kin, Richard. A man ought to care for his blood.

the eve of Palm Sunday, at Prime

Robert has been weeping about his missing tin pitcher all week. I told him I found it on the floor, so it is mine now. Perhaps if he stopped sitting on what he keeps hidden in his bedstraw, he could afford to buy a new one.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Give it back. You know exactly why things must stay hidden. Do you want to hang?

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of stale ale and spoke loudly.

the Tuesday after Saint Gregory, at Sext

Lambert shoved little James into the tavern hearth last night over three groschen. A poor showing, though James is too weak to lift a halberd anyway. The bailiff still has not paid our wages, so we are all drinking on empty purses.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    A debt is a debt. He should not borrow if he cannot pay Jarda back.

  • James
    James

    My arm is burnt, Richard. You could have pulled him off me.

Nota scribaeDictated outside the alehouse. He spat into the street twice.

the Friday before Ash Wednesday, at Compline

A bloody mess near Tachov today. We went to clear out marauders, but the line broke when the cowards ran, leaving young Havel to die in the mud. Robert knows exactly who turned tail first. God rest the lad, he deserved better.

  • Robert
    Robert

    We all panicked, Richard. Do not act like you stood your ground when the shouting started.

  • Richard
    Richard

    I was holding the line! You broke it, you bastard.

Nota scribaeHe swore violently between sentences and asked the Lord for a drink.

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