Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 264v
Portrait of William

William

dispatch rider for the garrison, of Trosky

“I ride the bailiff's orders to Kuttenberg and back, keeping my head down. It beats freezing at the lower gate, even with the roads swarming with mercenaries.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things William had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday after St John before the Latin Gate, at Vespers

If Nicholas asks me one more time to take a message to Magdalena, I swear by Saint Blaise I will feed the parchment to my horse. I ride for the bailiff, not for every lovesick or homesick whoreson in this garrison. The roads are too bad to be taking detours into the deep woods.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    It is just a little out of your way, William. She is my only kin.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    And what about my mother? You are out there anyway.

  • William
    William

    I am not out there to die for your mothers and sisters, you fools.

Nota scribaeDictated at the tavern. He crossed his arms and sighed heavily three times before speaking.

the second day of Easter week, at None

Lambert shoved poor James into the tavern hearth last night over three groschen. Now James is stewing and the whole barracks smells like singed hair. I am drinking outside from now on. The barracks is too much like a coffin anyway, all walls and snoring men.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    He owed me the coin. A man has to collect what is his.

  • James
    James

    You wait, you big brute. See how well you sleep tonight.

the eve of Palm Sunday, at Prime

Rode to Kuttenberg and back without seeing a single Hungarian, Christ be praised. Met a merchant who gave me a few pennies just to ride alongside him. Good thing too, since the bailiff's strongbox is locked tight and my three groschen are a week late.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Aye, we all know about locked strongboxes full of coin in this camp, do we not, Richard?

  • Richard
    Richard

    Give me back my tin pitcher, you thief, or I'll break your jaw.

Nota scribaeThe scribe reminded him to speak respectfully of the bailiff's coin, but he only scoffed.

St Gregory's day, at Vespers

Roger has gone and pawned Lambert's padded jack to Jarda down in Zhelejov for dice money. I do not know how he thinks he will fight if the fighting comes here. I mind my own business, but the stupidity of these young lads is a bloody marvel.

  • Roger
    Roger

    Keep your voice down, William! If Jarda hears of this, he will raise the price to get it back.

  • Lambert
    Lambert

    He did what to my jack? By God's nails, you are a dead man, Roger.

the Thursday after Ash Wednesday, at Compline

We buried young Havel today after the skirmish at Tachov. A bloody mess. Now Richard and Robert are at each other's throats, and half the men are looking for someone to blame. I am just glad my horse is fast and kept me clear of the worst of the mud.

  • Richard
    Richard

    Havel would still be breathing if some men had held their ground in the line.

  • Robert
    Robert

    War is war. The lad is up in heaven now, out of this freezing mud.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled strongly of ale and refused to sit while dictating this.

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