Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 376v
Portrait of Jan

Jan

archer in the camp, of Sigismund's camp

“I am an archer levied with promises of good silver, but all I see is hard labour, boiled oats, and thieving misers. I only ask for what is rightfully mine.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Jan had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Ascension, at Vespers

John is an arrogant lout and a miser. He has kept my wooden flute since the May fires. Without it, I cannot play my tunes on watch, and the men are deprived of true talent. Give it back to me. A musician needs his instrument.

  • John
    John

    I saved us all from bleeding ears. Your playing sounds like a stuck pig, Jan.

  • Jan
    Jan

    You have ears of stone, dullard.

Nota scribaeHe spoke this in a high whine, rubbing his nose incessantly.

the Tuesday after St Philip and St James, at Prime

Zdenyek spreads poison about me. He claims I bullied the recruit Joseph so much that the boy ran away into the woods. I was only toughening him up, as soldiers do. If Walter had not lost the boy's boots, he would never have feared the lash and deserted.

  • Zdenyek
    Zdenyek

    You tormented the poor lad from Dawn to Compline. Keep your voice down, or the Hungarians will hear of it.

  • Walter
    Walter

    Leave the boots out of this. Just hold up the blanket at muster tomorrow.

the third day of Easter week, at None

I lent my copper jug to Walter on Sunday so he could fetch a measure of beer. He simply kept it. Now I must drink from the dented communal cup. We Bohemians were promised good royal pay, but instead I share a tent with thieves and misers.

  • Walter
    Walter

    You owe me two groschen from the rat-catching dog wager. The jug stays with me until I see the coin.

  • Jan
    Jan

    That was an unfair wager, the dog was half blind.

the feast of St Joseph, at Sext

My back is stiff from digging yet another latrine trench. The Hungarian masters treat us like unpaid peasants, not royal levies. The boiled oats have no salt. I spent the morning hiding behind the cook's carts so the sergeants would not give me more labour.

  • Frantishek
    Frantishek

    Stop whining, Jan. We all eat the same oats.

Nota scribaeDictated from behind a cart. He stopped twice to rub his nose with his wrist.

the Tuesday after Ash Wednesday, at Vespers

The winter march from Kolin was a misery. Poor Kvyetoslav wandered off and died in a ditch, which is entirely the fault of Robert and Thomas. At least up in heaven Kvyetoslav gets a warm fire. I only wish Peter hadn't stolen the best spot before they locked him in the Kolin gaol.

  • Robert
    Robert

    It was Thomas who lost sight of him in the snow, not me.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    My eyes were frozen shut! It was your turn to watch him, Robert.

  • William
    William

    And Peter still has my fine money. Let him rot in the gaol.

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