soldier on latrine duty, of Sigismund's camp
“I am a levy swept up for King Sigismund, hauling shit and nursing a ruined stomach. I just want to survive this and go home.”
Things Robert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.
the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Sext
My gut is cramping so bad I can barely stand straight. This sawdust bread and boiled oats will be the death of me. If any man is heading to the farms, bring me half a dozen fresh eggs to boil. I will pay good groschen and I do not care where you find them. Shit, I just need some relief.
Nota scribaeHe groaned and clutched his belly the entire time he spoke.
the second day of Easter week, at Vespers
Thomas is shouting at me again about Kvyetoslav. It is not my fault the man wandered off into the snow! If John had not been asleep on watch, he would have seen him leave the camp. Why am I the one hauling slop while John gets off free? It is bloody unfair.
the Thursday before Palm Sunday, at None
William is barking about discipline again, as if a clean tunic matters when we are sleeping in a swamp. I spent the whole morning digging a new trench for the Hungarian officers. The mud is up to my knees. I kept my head down so I would not get the whip. Shit, I just want to go home.
If you shirked less, you would not be on latrine duty, Robert.
Nota scribaeDictated behind the command tents. The smell was foul.
the feast of St Gregory, at Prime
Now Jan and Walter are squabbling over missing boots, and Joseph has run off into the woods. If the officers notice he is gone at the morning muster, we will all get the lash. Keep your mouths shut, the lot of you. I have enough trouble with my bowels without taking a beating for that nervous boy.
the Monday after Candlemas, at Terce
They found Kvyetoslav frozen stiff in a ditch this morning. We drank that cheap wine last night and he was belligerent, he refused to walk back to the tent. I thought he would just sleep it off. Shit. Now Thomas is looking at me like I killed him myself. God rest his soul, but he brought it on himself.
He asked for help and you left him there in the snow. I know you did.
He was too drunk to stand! Leave it be, Thomas.
Nota scribaeThe man kept looking over his shoulder as he spoke.
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I might be going that way, if you have the coin upfront.
Just bring the eggs, Frantishek, before I shit myself to death.