Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 252v
Portrait of Robert

Robert

woodcutter of Suchdol, of Suchdol

“I cut wood until my hands bleed while my brothers sit on their arses. And they wonder why I shout.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Robert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Wednesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

If that miserable widow Magdalena comes near Cernik, I'll break her neck before she wrings his. The hound is just doing what hounds do. I'd give her a few groschen to shut her up and keep the bailiff away, but I don't have a copper to my name, and I'll freeze in hell before I ask John for it.

  • Margery
    Margery

    Robert, please. She threatened to bring the bailiff. You know we can't afford trouble right now.

  • Robert
    Robert

    Then you find the coin, Margery. It's your dog too.

Nota scribaeThe man spat on the floor when he mentioned his brother. I made him wipe it up.

the Monday after Ascension Day, at None

Came back from the woods early to find Roger measuring out the far strip for a cottage. I told him he can build a cottage in the privy for all I care, but that land is mine. Father promised it to me when he was dying of the sweat. I cleared every stump from it myself!

  • Roger
    Roger

    I only measured the edge of it! And where else am I supposed to build? You have the whole forest.

  • Emma
    Emma

    That land is my dowry, you thick-headed lout. Father wouldn't have left me with nothing.

  • John
    John

    It is my land, as master of this house. Father left it all to me. Now both of you stop trampling the oats.

the feast of St Mark, at Compline

Christ almighty, my hands are raw today. Stripped twenty pines before Sext. The sap gets into the cracks in your skin and burns like fire. But it's honest work. William wouldn't know honest work if it bit him on the arse. He's off playing his little lute in Kuttenberg again.

  • William Horner
    William Horner

    People in Kuttenberg appreciate music, Robert. It brings coin into the house, which is more than your complaining does.

  • Gottfried Kramer
    Gottfried Kramer

    He plays well enough, though vicar Osbert hates the noise.

Nota scribaeHe showed me his hands. They were indeed very sap-stained.

the Thursday after Easter, at Terce

Saw troops on the road again today. Hungarian bastards, by the look of them. They took three good logs I left by the path to dry. What does an army need with green wood? To make wet fires and smoke themselves out? Bloody thieves.

  • John
    John

    Keep your head down and stay in the woods. We don't want them coming to the farm looking for food.

the feast of St Blaise, at Prime

Bread is dearer again. Margery tries, God bless her, but half a loaf to last the whole day in the woods is starvation. I'm doing the work of three men out there. The least John could do is let me eat like one. But no, he sits at the head of the table stuffing his face.

  • Margery
    Margery

    I stretch the flour as far as I can, Robert. The mill is asking more for grinding.

  • Robert
    Robert

    I know you do, Margery. It's not your fault John is a greedy whoreson.

Nota scribaeDictated before dawn. He smelled of old sweat and wood chips.

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