Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 381r
Portrait of Ralph

Ralph

watchman at Lorec estate, of Lorec

“I watch the estate and keep the whoresons from stealing tools. I do my job and expect others to do theirs.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Ralph had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the feast of St Pancras, at Vespers

Saw that same whoreson from the tavern walking the road today. I crossed over to the muddy side just to make it clear I have no words for him until he pays for my ruined tunic. Geoffrey brought up a jug of wine so we do not have to look at the village.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    It is better wine anyway, Ralph. Let the farmers have their swill.

  • Richard
    Richard

    It was an accident, man. You are making a fool of yourself over a drop of ale.

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    You can shut your mouth too, Richard. A pint is a pint.

Nota scribaeDictated with arms crossed. He glared out the window the entire time.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Simon is shivering again. I told the boy if he cannot find his spine, he should leave the watch before one of the older men breaks it for him. Roger is yelling enough for three men today. A quiet patrol is too much to ask.

  • Roger
    Roger

    If you boys walked faster, I would not have to shout!

  • Simon
    Simon

    It is just the damp, Ralph. I will be fine once the sun is up.

Holy Wednesday, at Sext

Found tracks by the lower vines. Some poacher trying his luck. If I catch the whoreson, I will give him the flat of my blade. The war brings every thief out of the woodwork. Bread is dear, but that does not mean you steal from the estate.

  • Havel
    Havel

    Good lad. Do not hesitate if they show steel. Lambert hesitated, and look where he is.

the Friday before Laetare Sunday, at None

Walked the southern terraces all morning. Mud up to my knees. Keeping an eye on William and the other farmers. They leave their tools lying about and wonder why things go missing. We are guards, not nursemaids to a bunch of careless whoresons.

  • William
    William

    I only put the hoe down for a moment, Ralph. No need to bite my head off.

  • Adam
    Adam

    My mother Magdalena always said a watched pot boils over. You stare too hard, watchman.

the day after Candlemas, at Terce

That is the last time I set foot in the village tavern. Some clumsy whoreson spilled a full pint of good ale down my jack and laughed about it. I swore an oath I will not speak to him or drink there until he apologises in front of the whole taproom.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    We will drink our own wine up by the fire, Ralph. Their ale is piss anyway.

  • Havel
    Havel

    A man's pride is a heavy thing to carry on patrol.

Nota scribaeThe man smelled of sour ale and refused to uncross his arms.

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