Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 378v
Portrait of Robert

Robert

farmer at the Lorec vineyard, of Lorec

“I work the southern terraces from dawn till dusk, doing the digging of two men with half a shovel. By the Virgin, I just want my good hoe back.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Robert had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Vespers

My palms are bleeding from this splintering wooden shovel, but I still turned more earth than anyone else on the southern slope today. A ruined harvest helps no one, so I keep digging. I will not let a broken tool beat me.

  • Adam
    Adam

    My mother Magdalena says a poultice of goose fat and nettles does wonders for raw blisters.

  • Robert
    Robert

    I will try it if she is offering the goose.

Nota scribaeHe insisted on showing me his hands. They were indeed in a pitiful state.

the second day of May, at Terce

The watchmen are circling each other like stray dogs in the yard. Havel and Geoffrey are barking at Roger again about Lambert dying in the woods last autumn. A dead man is a dead man. I wish they would take their pikes elsewhere and let us work in peace.

  • Havel
    Havel

    Keep to your dirt, dirt-scratcher. You know nothing of what happened in those woods.

  • Roger
    Roger

    For once the farmer speaks sense. Let the dead rest.

the Tuesday of Easter week, at Prime

William was weeping over his sister Elizabeth's little cross again. I bought the soft lad a cup of sour ale just to stop the noise. Nicholas keeps shouting about his lost knife, too. Nobody holds onto their iron around here, it seems.

  • William
    William

    She was a good soul, Robert. I only wish I had the cross to remember her by.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    My knife was stolen, Robert. You would shout too if you lost your best iron.

Nota scribaeDictated at the alebench. The speaker drank from William's cup while William wept.

the Wednesday after St Matthias, at None

By the Virgin, I saw John cross the dirt road just to avoid me today. I am digging with a cracked wooden piece of rubbish that gives me blisters the size of pennies. Give me my iron back, John. I cannot wait until the autumn harvest to buy a new one.

  • John
    John

    I had urgent business at the upper shed, I did not even see you on the road.

  • Robert
    Robert

    You looked right at me, you whoreson. Bring it to the outbuildings tonight.

Candlemas, at Vespers

I lent my best iron hoe to John this morning. A man needs to trust his neighbours when there is work to be done, and he said he only needed it for a day's clearing on his rows.

  • John
    John

    God reward you, Robert. It is a fine tool and makes the work light.

Nota scribaeHe said this with misplaced confidence.

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