Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 409r
Portrait of Grete

Grete

housekeeper at the baker's house, of Kuttenberg

“I keep the household at number seven respectable, or I would if the miserable roof kept the rain out.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Grete had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Thursday after Rogation Sunday, at Sext

Another three groschen worth of rye ruined. The damp is in the sacks again because John will not pay Nicholas his back wages to climb up and patch the bloody tiles. My parlor beam is black with rot and I will be crushed in my sleep.

  • John
    John

    Margery left the inheritance too tangled, Grete. I have not the coin for pitch this week.

  • Nicholas (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Nicholas

    Pay me what you owe since Saint Martin's day, and I'll fetch the ladder. Not before.

Nota scribaeShe jabbed her finger at the ceiling so fiercely she knocked over my inkhorn.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

If that spoiled girl Christine Barbora does not stop her screaming through the walls, I will box her ears myself. So her cooper boy marched north with the army. The world does not stop turning because a wretched prentice goes to war. Some of us have floors to sweep.

  • Christine Barbora (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Christine Barbora

    George is not a wretched prentice! He is a brave man, unlike the cowards hiding in this house.

  • Matilda
    Matilda

    Hold your tongue, girl, and Grete, mind your own dust.

the eve of St George, at None

Saw Anna struggling with the washing tub today. Her bad shoulder from that cart accident is getting worse. If John sees she can barely lift the linen, he'll toss her out to beg in the mud. Lord preserve us from the charity of landlords.

  • Anna (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Anna

    Hush, Grete. He will hear you. I can still scrub.

Nota scribaeDictated in the yard. She paused to empty a bucket of dirty water into the street.

the Monday of the third week of Lent, at Vespers

Tobias has been strutting around the yard all afternoon like a cock on a dunghill. Puffed-up fool. If he spent half the time mending the shutters that he spends polishing his belt, we wouldn't be drowning every time the sky goes gray.

  • Tobias
    Tobias

    I am a guard, old woman, not your carpenter.

  • Grete
    Grete

    You are a fool who let that Kolin girl Avice put you in your place, Tobias.

Candlemas, at Terce

The priest tells us to give thanks, but I spent the dawn hauling three buckets of rainwater out of the parlor. They say Margery always mended the shutters on time. God rest her soul, for her brother John is a miser who'd let us all drown to save a penny.

  • John
    John

    My sister's inheritance is tied up, Grete. I cannot touch it.

Nota scribaeThe word she used for her landlord was far less pious before I made her change it.

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