Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 173r
Portrait of Alice

Alice

housekeeper of the Ruthardka estate, of Kuttenberg

“I keep Master Ernest's house in order while he is delayed in Prague. Firm hands make for full pantries, or so I tell the idle maids.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Alice had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Terce

Joan has asked again for a letter so she might run off to some German household. I told her no. Master Ernest fed us well in the fat years, and loyalty means waiting out the lean ones. She will get her silver when the courier arrives from Prague, not a day before.

  • Joan
    Joan

    I cannot eat loyalty, Alice. Even the baker won't look at us anymore.

  • Alice
    Alice

    The baker is a fool who will answer to the master soon enough. Get back to the hearth.

the feast of Saint Stanislaus, at Sext

Kunz is running his mouth in the yard again, boasting of an offer from another house. I went out and told him he'll have double his arrears the moment the master's silver gets through the lines. A house is only as strong as the men sworn to it, and he is sworn.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    Double pay sounds well, if a man lives long enough to see the coin. My belly is scraping my backbone.

  • Fritz
    Fritz

    Amen to that. Watered ale won't hold a sword.

Nota scribaeShe gripped her iron keys so tightly her knuckles were white the whole time she spoke.

the third day of Easter week, at Vespers

Else has been weeping into the laundry tubs until the water is salt. Father Reginald threatens to read her name from the pulpit Sunday for three groschen in parish dues. I pity the girl, but the church must wait for the master's return just like the rest of us.

  • Else
    Else

    I will burn in hell, Alice, he said so himself! Three groschen is nothing to the master!

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    The fat priest cares more for his purse than our souls. Bloody hell to him.

the Tuesday of the third week of Lent, at Compline

I caught Joerg trying to slip one of the master's silver spoons into his tunic. He whimpered about his parish dues. I took a broom handle to his shoulders until he dropped it. He should thank God I locked the silver away rather than calling the magistrate to take his hand.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    My back is still black and blue, you mad old bat. I only meant to pawn it!

  • Alice
    Alice

    Thievery is thievery. You will eat your pottage and be grateful you have two hands to hold the bowl.

Nota scribaeDictated with great pride. She asked me to write that she swung the broom very hard.

the Wednesday after Candlemas, at Prime

Master Ernest rode out for Prague this morning on the best horse. He promised to send silver by Saint Gregory's day. I have the keys to Vlasska eleven and I will portion out the grain and salt meat exactly until he returns. The war on the roads will not break this house.

  • Endres
    Endres

    He took the best horses and left us to guard a slack pantry.

  • Kunzlin Ruthard (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Kunzlin Ruthard

    Ernest will return when the roads are safe, Alice. You are a good and faithful servant.

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