Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 56v
Portrait of Joerg

Joerg

fisherman and fishmonger, of Kuttenberg

“I am an honest man trying to keep my head above the river. It would be easier without loud fools and broken tools.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Joerg had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of the Ascension, at Vespers

The bells at Sedletz are ringing in my head. I swore to walk there barefoot when the ice nearly took us, but how can I leave the till with Thomas? The soldiers toss clipped coin, the catch is thin, and the Lord is surely punishing me for delaying.

  • Else
    Else

    Go to Sedletz, Joerg. I will watch the till myself if you do not trust the lad.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    I can watch a lockbox perfectly well. It is you who delays.

Nota scribaeHe sighed four times while saying this and made me wait while he counted pennies.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

Thomas is whining for his heavy wood-axe again. He can have it back the day he pays for my best iron gaff that he snapped like a dry twig. A broken tool means lost fish, and I am a stubborn man when coin is involved. The axe stays in my yard.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    The gaff was rusted through anyway! Give me back my axe, you stubborn old goat.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    Admit the fault and pay the groschen, lad, or the iron stays where it is.

the Thursday before Palm Sunday, at None

If Kunz shouts down the street to Thomas one more time, I will salt his thick head in a barrel. The armourer's guard is a loud fool who blames his aching knees on a washerwoman's curse. A man's troubles come from empty nets, not laundry girls.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    You say that until Grete puts the evil eye on your joints, fisherman. The pain is real enough.

  • Grete (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Grete

    I curse no one, but God sees a fool and rewards him justly.

the feast of St Gertrude, at Sext

Scrubbed the stall boards with coarse sand until my knuckles bled. Lene always knew exactly how to stack the barrels so the brine wouldn't leak into the street. Three winters she's been gone, and the house is still hollow. At least Else brings a bit of order to the place.

  • Else
    Else

    She was a good woman, Joerg. I will come sweep the front tomorrow.

Nota scribaeDictated beside a pile of fish guts that stank to high heaven.

the day after Candlemas, at Terce

The river is frozen thick and my hands are cracked bleeding from the ice. We barely got the boat free yesterday. Now I have to stand in the freezing wind while the King's brother's soldiers toss debased groschen at me for my dried catch. Bloody hell, I am tired.

  • Hans Schönpetr (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Hans Schönpetr

    Ay, the Hungarians pay with tin and act like it is silver. We all feel the pinch.

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