Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 116v
Portrait of Kunz

Kunz

guard at the armourer, of Kuttenberg

“I keep the street clear at number thirteen. If you want a breastplate, go inside, but if you just want to beg, bugger off. I have a sharp eye, though my knees give me hell lately.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Kunz had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of the Ascension, at Vespers

My joints are swelling and throbbing like a blacksmith's hammer. It is that hex, I know it. I need a prayer of protection said to Saint Barbara at the trough in the Town Hall Quarter, but my knees are too ruined to kneel there myself. If some good soul would do it, I would buy them an ale.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    Just apologise to her, Kunz. You are being an idiot and your pride will see you crippled.

  • Kunz
    Kunz

    I will not! She started it with her filthy water.

Nota scribaeThe man rubbed his knees the entire time he spoke, grimacing.

the third day of Easter week, at None

My master pays best and on the nail. I told Thomas again today to demand better wages or walk away. Old Joerg is a tight-fisted bastard who exploits his help. He is secretly hoarding silver while his men wait until the end of the month for their coin.

  • Joerg
    Joerg

    Mind your own purse, Kunz. The fish shop is barely scraping by, and Lene would weep to hear you speak of my silver. I have none.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    Leave it be, Kunz. He treats me fair enough.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Terce

Had a shouting match with Grete the washerwoman. She splashed her dirty laundry water right onto a polished breastplate I was watching. I told her to watch her hands, and she cursed me to rot right there in front of half the street. Now my legs ache.

  • Grete (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Grete

    You stood right in the way, you great whoreson. I hope your knees turn to chalk.

Nota scribaeDictated very quickly, the words running together.

St Matthias's day, at Sext

More soldiers on the roads means more need for steel. The war with the Hungarians will drive my wages even higher. I am glad to be guarding the armourer's shop. A sturdy lock does half the work, but my mere presence keeps the thieves from even trying.

Candlemas, at Prime

Shivering in the morning mist at first light. The cobblestones are frozen solid. I have to shout down the street to Thomas to keep my spirits up. Scowling at beggars all day makes a man thirsty, but the alehouse must wait until dusk when the best gauntlets are locked in the strongroom.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    Ay, the wind is bitter today. I will save you a seat by the fire later.

Nota scribaeThe man's teeth were chattering.

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