Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 311r
Portrait of Alan

Alan

guard at the Klasterska gate, of Kuttenberg

“I stand watch, take tolls, and try to ignore the fools I share a barracks with. I survive.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Alan had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of St Urban, at Vespers

Roger the clerk says my boots are too worn and docked my wages again. Let him stand at the gate in the mud for twelve hours and see how his fine leather holds up. A man can't even afford a decent ale since Svatava died, and now this.

  • Philip
    Philip

    The whoreson charged me for a rusty scabbard yesterday. We should wait for him in an alley.

  • Leonard
    Leonard

    I miss Svatava. Her nephew won't pour a drop without coin on the barrel.

Nota scribaeDictated in the guardhouse. The man spat on my boots as he said the clerk's name.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

Some men are too frightened of the gallows to make use of what the Lord provides. If a man finds a dented cup on the march, he should share the worth of it with his brothers, not bury it in his mattress like a coward.

  • Albrecht
    Albrecht

    Keep your voice down, you fool! You'll get us all hanged for a few groschen.

  • Alan
    Alan

    Then pay what you owe me and I'll hold my tongue.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Terce

More refugees from the burnt villages to the north today. They bring nothing but lice and weeping, and they have no coin for the toll. I told them to turn back. I'm not paying Roger's fines for letting vagrants through the gate.

  • Otto
    Otto

    It's Sigismund's Cumans doing the burning. Christ almighty, the roads are a mess.

Nota scribaeHe spoke this flatly, showing no pity for the wretches.

the feast of St Matthias, at Sext

Denis won't look me in the eye at the watch change again. He's still weeping over Michael in the mud, four winters gone. I gave the order to fall back because we were outflanked. I won't apologize for keeping my own head on my shoulders.

  • Denis
    Denis

    You left him to the dogs! He was too slow and you knew it, you cold bastard.

  • Baldwin
    Baldwin

    Michael was a good lad. We shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

Candlemas, at Compline

The winter fever took Svatava, and with her went the only decent slate in Kuttenberg. Now her heir wants coin up front. It's so bloody cold my fingers stick to my halberd, and now I can't even get a warm beer to thaw them.

  • Julian
    Julian

    God rest her soul. And God curse her nephew for a tight-fisted mule.

  • Hugh
    Hugh

    We're all drinking water like monks now.

Nota scribaeDictated rubbing his hands together. He seemed more aggrieved by the beer than the woman's passing.

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