Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 180v
Portrait of Nickel

Nickel

guard at the town hall, of Kuttenberg

“I was only meant to patrol for the summer but they kept me. Now I just stand here with cold feet and an empty belly.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Nickel had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at None

If someone could just bring me five fresh eggs like my mother Kethe used to gather, I might survive this week. I am sick to death of hard dried peas. I cannot leave the doors or Veit will have me flogged.

  • Udo
    Udo

    Stop your crying and eat your peas like the rest of us.

  • Nickel
    Nickel

    My stomach cannot take any more of them, Udo.

Nota scribaeHe wept openly while speaking of the eggs and shifted his weight constantly.

the third day of Easter week, at Vespers

Udo and Richard found twenty groschen in a dropped purse on the road, but I never saw a single penny of it. They treat me like a fool. I only want my proper wages so I can finally leave this place.

  • Richard
    Richard

    You were not the one who saw the purse in the mud, lad.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at Prime

Andreas and Joseph are bickering again over a wooden rosary and a six-groschen tavern debt. Ever since poor Bartel wandered into the dark and broke his neck in a ditch last autumn, there is nothing but bad blood here.

  • Andreas
    Andreas

    Joseph fell asleep by the fire and Bartel paid for it.

  • Joseph
    Joseph

    Markvart should have been watching the rear. Leave my debt out of this.

the second day of Lent, at Terce

The carters at the square shouted at each other all morning over a broken wheel. My boots are too stiff and my back aches from the boards in the guardhouse. I want to go back to mending fences.

Nota scribaeDictated at the town hall doors. The man sounded on the verge of tears.

Candlemas, at Compline

I marched all the way to Sedletz and back last summer. Martinmas came and went, and Veit never dismissed us. The Pope wants us to speak, so I say this: let me go home to the pigs and my mother's pottage.

  • Veit (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Veit

    You will be dismissed when the roads are safe and not a day before.

  • Udo
    Udo

    Your mother's pottage will not save you from a Hungarian sword.

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