Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 176v
Portrait of Richard

Richard

guard at the town hall, of Kuttenberg

“I stand my watch and keep the beggars off the aldermen's boots. A man just wants his quiet and his pay.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Richard had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Vespers

The wind is raw enough to strip the skin off a man's face today. Leaned against the stone all morning while the merchants argued over the price of a bent horseshoe. At least the night watch is quiet, and the magistrates are in their beds. A man can rest his feet.

  • Udo
    Udo

    You'll freeze to the bench if you sit too long, Richard.

  • Jezhek
    Jezhek

    The captain doesn't pay us to rest our feet, he pays us to watch.

  • Richard
    Richard

    Shut your mouth, lad. Saint Peter himself would sit down if he had my knees.

the Tuesday after Saint Pancras, at None

Marion is making noise about my tally again. Three weeks of ale, she says. I told her the captain's been slow with the coin, but she won't hear it. I wouldn't need credit if certain friends settled their accounts. A man can't drink on promises.

  • Marion (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Marion

    Promises don't brew the beer, Richard. Bring coin by Sunday or I go to the captain.

  • Udo
    Udo

    Patience, friend. It's not safe to melt the silver yet. Soon.

Nota scribaeThe man spat on the floor after he said this.

the feast of Saint Mark, at Terce

Some fool was asking about Frantishek today. That coward slept on watch and ran off to Prague when he was caught. Now young Jezhek is whining that it wasn't his fault. If a man can't stand the cold, he shouldn't take the oath. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  • Jezhek
    Jezhek

    He froze because Standa left him alone in the sleet while you lot drank. It's a disgrace.

  • Andreas
    Andreas

    The lad couldn't hold his ale, Jezhek. Let it lie.

the second day of Easter week, at Prime

The royal soldiers marched past the gate this morning. Loud whoresons, bad for the peace. I saw Hermann keeping his head down among them. I hear they're eating the farms bare. Poor Peshek found out what happens when you forage in the wrong yard.

  • Hermann
    Hermann

    Peshek was a fool, but he was my friend. The dog took half his leg.

  • Nickel
    Nickel

    They eat like locusts, those soldiers. We'll be paying a groschen for a loaf soon.

Nota scribaeDictated at the town hall. He kept adjusting his scabbard as he spoke.

the feast of Saint Matthew, at Vespers

Spilled an ale by mistake and the young whelp Jezhek won't let it go. Demands I pay for it. I told him he should learn to sit steady at a table. He glares at me like I stole his father's breeches. The lad needs to learn his place before he speaks to his betters.

  • Jezhek
    Jezhek

    You shoved me on purpose, Richard. I'm not paying for what you spilled.

  • Joseph
    Joseph

    Leave the boy be, Richard. It's just an ale.

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