Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 94v
Portrait of Ursel Metzger

Ursel Metzger

housekeeper for her family, of Kuttenberg

“I keep the fire burning and the pot full for my father and brothers, who do not know they are born.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Ursel Metzger had written, latest first, with the glosses of her neighbours.

the eve of Trinity Sunday, at None

Henslin threatens to drag me to the bailiff over the back strip again. That cabbage patch is mine. Mother promised it to me before the fever took her, and if that whoreson brother of mine tries to sell it for ale money, I will salt the bloody earth myself.

  • Henslin Metzger
    Henslin Metzger

    You talk out of your arse, Ursel. Father holds the deed, and I am his heir. Pull the weeds and shut your mouth.

  • Ursel Metzger
    Ursel Metzger

    I will pull your bloody teeth first.

Nota scribaeShe pointed a finger wrapped in stained rags at my face the entire time she spoke.

the Monday after Philip and James, at Vespers

Lord save me from the weeping of soft women. Bridget Lang is crying over a lost bone comb today, instead of giving Hermann a piece of her mind. If my man ever treated me so, I would break a skillet over his stupid head.

  • Bridget Lang (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Bridget Lang

    It was a very fine comb, Ursel. You would know nothing of such things.

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

The king's brother has filled the roads with Cumans and mercenaries, and the price of grain has gone up again. Claus complained of the pottage being thin this morning. I told him he could eat mud if he prefers, it costs nothing.

Nota scribaeDictated at the lower well while the woman hauled two enormous buckets.

the feast of the Annunciation, at Sext

Saw Ella Richter hoarding her pennies today, keeping them safe from Else and Kunigunde. She is the only one in this cursed parish with any sense. We both know what it is to scrape dung from our boots while others sleep.

  • Ella Richter (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Ella Richter

    God's truth, Ursel. Let the frivolous starve when winter comes.

the day after Candlemas, at Compline

Three winters now since the chest fever took my mother Matilda. I struck flint for the hearth this morning until my knuckles bled, and the sparks flew in the shape of a cross. She is watching me. She knows I am keeping this rotting house together.

  • Barbara Metzger
    Barbara Metzger

    I miss her too, Ursel. Though you do not need to curse so loudly when you wake me.

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