the Friday before Whitsun, at Vespers
That young whelp Casper called me a thief again over a tin pitcher. It was sitting by the church wall, completely abandoned to the mud! If a man is too stupid to keep his belongings safe, the Lord provides them to a man who will. I saved it from rust.
Nota scribaeDictated at the market cross. He gestured so sharply he nearly struck a passing monk.

I turned my back to piss, you old buzzard. Give it back.
You left it unattended. It is my ale pitcher now by right of salvage.