Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 53r
Portrait of Hans the Horse

Hans the Horse

hired hand, of Kuttenberg

“I haul timber for whoever has a few pennies. I keep my head down and do the lifting.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Hans the Horse had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Monday before Whitsun, at Vespers

I was just kicking the dirt by the market cross today, looking for a dropped penny. Nothing else. Anyone who says I was looking for a carved button is a liar. Christ almighty, leave a man to stare at his own boots.

  • Christina Schmidt
    Christina Schmidt

    I know how it feels to lose something small. I'm still looking for my brass ring.

Nota scribaeDictated at the alehouse. He stared at his boots the entire time and kept picking at his tunic.

the second day of Easter week, at None

David Baker needed a great pile of wood for his ovens. I carried two loads at once while the other hired hands struggled with one. I might sleep in the straw, but my back is stronger than any mule in this town.

  • David Baker
    David Baker

    Ay, the wood was hauled fast enough. Here's hoping you don't break your own spine doing it.

the Friday before Palm Sunday, at Prime

Saw a band of those Hungarian soldiers on the road near the lower town. I crossed straight into the muck to stay out of their sight. Better to have dirty boots than a cracked skull. I have enough bad luck as it is.

  • Tobias Brook
    Tobias Brook

    You did right. They took a good loaf from me yesterday without paying a single groschen.

the Wednesday after St Gregory, at Compline

Sitting in my quiet corner at the Platnerska. Francis the Hare asked to borrow my eating knife. I told him I'd dropped it in the woods. I see him take tools and never return them. I don't need him taking what little I have.

Nota scribaeThe speaker mumbled so low I had to ask him to repeat his words twice.

the eve of Candlemas, at Terce

Lost something small by the market today. It's not worth anything to a merchant, just a wooden button from my mother Dorothy's dress. It's all I had of her. I feel cursed without it, like every heavy sack today is the Lord punishing me.

  • George the Fly
    George the Fly

    I'll keep my eyes to the ground when I walk that way, Hans. It's an ill thing to lose a mother's token.

Nota scribaeHe picked nervously at the frayed threads on his tunic while he spoke.

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