Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 36v
Portrait of Mucky Richard

Mucky Richard

beggar by the baker's wall, of Kuttenberg

“I keep my arms crossed and my back to the baker's wall. A smart man stays where the stones are warm and lets the fools freeze.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Mucky Richard had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Sext

That whoreson Ginger is walking north tomorrow and he still will not carry my word. I only want my family to know I am not dead in a ditch. Is that so heavy a burden for a man's pack?

  • Ginger
    Ginger

    I am not your messenger boy, Richard. Cross my palm with silver or shut your mouth.

  • Mucky Richard
    Mucky Richard

    If I had silver I would be drinking it, you stubborn arse.

Nota scribaeHe refused to uncross his arms while speaking.

the second day of Easter week, at None

Fritz is weeping again about his sister Svatava in Tachov. He says I swore on Saint John's day to walk the western road for him. I have not had boots to walk past the lower square in five years. The man's brain is porridge.

  • Sniffling Fritz
    Sniffling Fritz

    You promised, Richard! You swore it before God and the saints!

the Thursday before Palm Sunday, at Prime

Crusty William is whining about his tin badge again. Watchman Tuma kicked it away last autumn, he says. Tuma is gone with the mercenaries, William. The badge is gone. Stop your crying and hold out your bowl like a man.

  • Crusty William
    Crusty William

    It was a holy badge, you miserable drunk. It brought me luck until that heavy-booted bastard took it.

Nota scribaeDictated by the bakery. The smell of fresh bread was very distracting.

the feast of Saint Gregory, at Terce

The wind today cuts right through a man's rags. Thank Christ for the baker's ovens. The Stinky boys are shivering down on the church steps. If they had any sense they would find a warm stone, but they are fools.

  • Stinky Thomas
    Stinky Thomas

    Our mother Marushka used to keep us warm. God rest her soul.

  • Stinky Claus
    Stinky Claus

    Quiet, Thomas. Do not speak of her to this sot.

Candlemas, at Vespers

The priest says the Pope wants every man's days written down. Fine. Write that Richard sits by the bakery wall and bothers nobody. If any silver comes my way, it goes to ale. At least the Lord will know where to find me on Judgment Day.

  • James
    James

    Amen to that, Richard. The alehouse is the only warm place left in this bloody town.

Nota scribaeHe smelled strongly of cheap ale and did not open his eyes once.

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