beggar of Kuttenberg, of Kuttenberg
“I sit by Saint James and ask good Christians for what they can spare. I was a pious man once, ruined by bandits, though it is hard to prove without my holy badge.”
Things Crusty William had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.
the eve of Ascension, at Terce
I saw my brother Hannes across the square today. We gave each other a nod. He has nothing to spare, I have nothing to spare, so we save our breath. Christ almighty, the bread is dearer today than a week ago. I'll have to whine twice as loud when the mint lets out.
Nota scribaeThe dictation ended when a merchant dropped a heller in his lap and he began weeping loudly in gratitude.
the feast of St Mark, at None
Mucky Richard is shouting about some thief named Ginger again. Between him and Fritz, my ears are ringing. I need someone to climb down the drain and fetch my tin badge so I can move to the upper square. No one listens to a holy pilgrim who looks like a beggar.
Ginger took what was mine! I won't be quiet until I find him!
the Tuesday after Easter, at Sext
Stinky Thomas is weeping over that wooden bird again. I told him tears do not fill a stomach. His mother Marushka is dead these three winters and a carved toy will not buy him a heel of bread. Soft lad won't last until summer.
She carved it for me! Have you no heart in your chest?
Leave the boy be, father. We all have our miseries.
Nota scribaeHe spat on the ground after saying this, missing my shoe by a finger's breadth.
the eve of Palm Sunday, at Prime
Stinky Claus is still breathing, more's the pity. I thought his broken back would have finished him by Easter and freed up a decent spot near the baker's wall. Now I have to listen to Fritz babble about military discipline for another month.
If you had an ounce of discipline, William, you would not be sleeping in a sack like a pig.
Candlemas, at Vespers
I tell the burghers I was robbed on the road to Rome, but do they give a penny? Kurva, they walk right past. It is hard to sell the tale when my holy badge is sitting in the shit of the town drain. If Tuma hadn't kicked me, I'd still have my livelihood.
If one of you young bastards fishes it out, I'll give you a whole groschen.
Keep your groschen. My back hurts too much to crawl in the muck.
Nota scribaeDictated on the church steps. The subject smelled strongly of old ale and unwashed wool.
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Aye, William. Keep to your side of the steps and I will keep to mine.