Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 380v
Portrait of Ralph the Soldier

Ralph the Soldier

soldier at Trosky garrison, of Trosky

“I stand watch and keep my teeth in my head. It beats pulling barley, even if the straw is wet.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Ralph the Soldier had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the eve of Whitsun, at Compline

The bailiff has been looking at the muster rolls again. I spit on this whole war. I woke up with a terrible ache in my left foot, feels like the rot setting in. Might have to stay in the cellar a few days until the marching is done.

  • Jacob the Grey
    Jacob the Grey

    Keep out of sight, Ralph. I'll bring you a heel of bread.

  • Paul the Tall
    Paul the Tall

    You coward. If we march, you march.

Nota scribaeThe man's foot looked perfectly sound when he walked to the alehouse.

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

A man ought to stand by his word when the dust settles. If two men find a stray purse on the road, it splits two ways. Some folk grow too tall to remember what they promised when the fighting is over.

  • Paul the Tall
    Paul the Tall

    I don't know what purse you mean, friend. Watch your tongue.

  • Ralph the Soldier
    Ralph the Soldier

    My teeth are solid and my memory is long.

the Tuesday after St Gregory, at None

Quartermaster gave us boiled oats again. Not even a scraping of fat in it. Jacob managed to scrounge a withered onion, God bless him, or I'd have lost my mind. My teeth are too good to waste on this slop.

  • Jacob the Grey
    Jacob the Grey

    Next time I'll see if I can find a rat to give it some flavor.

  • Frantishek the Grey
    Frantishek the Grey

    At least it's warm. The straw in the shed is still damp from yesterday's rain.

the second Sunday of Lent, at Terce

If we get sent out to the roads, I am not standing near Paul. The man is a mountain, and every Cuman with a bow will aim right for his chest. A smart man stays low and keeps his teeth.

  • Young Hugh
    Young Hugh

    Aye, I'll be behind him. Makes a lovely shield.

  • Paul the Tall
    Paul the Tall

    Keep talking, you little runt.

Nota scribaeDictated while rubbing oil into a very rusty shirt of mail.

Candlemas, at Vespers

The priest says we have to tell him our days now. What is there to tell? I sharpen my sword, I roll dice in the dirt, I try to stay dry. Ten winters since I left the fields and it's still better than pulling barley in the frost.

  • Frantishek the Grey
    Frantishek the Grey

    Amen to that. Let the Lord read about our damp socks.

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