left-handed spearman in the bergow ranks, of Trosky
“I stand watch in the mud, rub rust from iron, and wait for muster. My right arm heals as it pleases, but my left holds the spear.”
Things James the Lefty had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.
the Thursday before Whitsun, at Vespers
The quartermaster is looking at the rolls. If I do not have a kettle hat upon my head by Tuesday, there will be hell to pay. I need two groschen to get a certain piece of cloth back from the pawnbroker, or else I will have to buy a cheap bit of rag and hope a certain redhead does not look too closely.
Nota scribaeThe speaker kept his crooked thumb hooked in his belt the entire time he spoke.
the eve of St John of Beverley, at None
It has been raining since Sunday. The mud is over the ankles, and my boots are drawing water like a sponge. If one more raw lad from the villages complains about his feet being wet, I will show him what the butt of a spear feels like against his ribs. The sky weeps, we get wet, that is all there is to it.
My boots are wet too, Lefty. No need to be so sour about it.
He broke his arm on a wet roof, Matthew. Let him grumble.
the Tuesday after Easter, at Terce
Christ Almighty, the bread we get here is more sawdust than flour. I nearly broke a tooth on my ration this morning. I heard a rumour the king's brother is marching this way and buying up all the good grain, but who knows what the truth is. I only know what my jaw tells me.
Dip it in your ale, man. Softens it right up.
I would, if I had any ale left. Or the coin to buy it.
Nota scribaeHe brought the offending piece of bread to show me. It was indeed very hard.
the fourth Sunday in Lent, at Sext
Bynyek, I am telling you plainly to give me my kettle hat. I paid good groschen for it, and you have been wearing it for three weeks. The padding in it is shaped to my head now. You look ridiculous. Return it before I lose my temper and we both end up in the stocks.
And I am telling you, Lefty, hand over my thick coif. You promised it back days ago.
It is being mended. I tore a stitch. You will have it soon enough.
the day after Candlemas, at Prime
The priest says we must write down our days for the Pope. I have nothing to tell the Pope except that the rust on these spears comes back faster than I can scrub it off. I spent two hours with sand and vinegar, and they look no better. My right arm aches in the cold.
Keep scrubbing, lad. The captain inspects tomorrow.
Nota scribaeHe complained bitterly about the vinegar stinging his hands.
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You brought this on yourself, lad. I told you not to swap gear with an idiot.
Give me my coif and you can have your cursed helmet. My ears are freezing.
Your ears would not be freezing if you did not have a head like a turnip. I am getting it.