Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 58v
Portrait of Jan the Hound

Jan the Hound

collier at the meilers, of The charcoal burners' clearing

“I burn charcoal for the Kuttenberg forges and lived through the king's levy. A man must survive.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Jan the Hound had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Thursday before Whitsun, at Terce

Word on the road is the captain calls another muster soon. Sakra! I am telling you, Thomas, if I am fined for showing up bareheaded because you pawned my iron kettle hat to that widow Dorothy, I will take the groschen out of your hide!

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    Keep your hair on, Jan. I said I would get it back when the next wagon pays out. She locked it in her cellar, I cannot just take it!

  • Jan the Hound
    Jan the Hound

    You pawned it for ale! A thief plain and simple!

Nota scribaeHe waved his hands so wildly he knocked over the inkhorn.

the feast of St Pancras, at Vespers

Master Robert sent his wagons today but did not show his own soft face, as usual. We breathe the foul smoke and he takes the silver. William the Boar worked the rake without a single word from Prime to None. I reckon the lad hopes hard work buys his brother out of purgatory.

the third day of Easter week, at Compline

I have had enough of John not meeting my eye at the meiler! Christopher took a Cuman arrow to the throat by the river. Staying would have only meant my corpse beside his in the mud. That is the ugly truth of war, and no amount of your dirty looks will change it.

  • John
    John

    He screamed, Jan. He slipped on the bank and you ran like a coward while the horses trampled him.

  • Jan the Hound
    Jan the Hound

    He was dead before he hit the ground! What was I to do, fight the whole Hungarian army with a rake?

Nota scribaeDictated in a shout. He demanded I underline the word 'truth', but I have no time for such nonsense.

the Monday after St Gregory, at Prime

Christ almighty, my lungs are full of ash today. The wind shifted in the night and blew the smoke straight into the turf hut. We broke our fast on hard bread and water, but at least we are not marching in the mud for the king anymore.

Nota scribaeThe man coughed soot onto the parchment.

Candlemas, at Sext

A man needs to look after his own head. I lent my fine iron kettle hat to Thomas for the muster parade, just to make him look proper. Now he tells me he went to Jicin and does not have it. If I do not see it by Sunday, there will be hell to pay.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    It is safe, Jan. I just left it with a friend for safekeeping while I had a drink. You will have it.

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