Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 410v
Portrait of John

John

nomad of the camp, of Nomad camp

“I am the cleverest fellow in this mud hole. I shape wood, throw dice, and let the rest break their backs for nothing.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things John had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday after Whitsun, at None

Young David is shaking like a leaf over the true levy. I told the boy he cannot hide from the spears, but he will not listen. If the mud does not take him, the king's war surely will. He should sit and play a round with me before he goes.

  • David
    David

    I am not shaking, John. You would sing a different tune if your name was on the bailiff's roll.

the feast of St Pancras, at Vespers

Lord above, Joseph is a blind fool. He left his pack wide open, and now his mail coif is gone. He weeps about the Easter muster, not knowing Andrew pawned it to Drslav to pay off his dice debts to me. And Drslav is locked in the debtor cell!

  • Joseph (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Joseph

    What do you know of my coif? God's nails, if Andrew took it I will break his jaw!

  • Andrew
    Andrew

    Keep your mouth shut, John, or I will break yours first.

Nota scribaeDictated while the man was counting pennies. I wrote it down as ordered.

the second Sunday after Easter, at Prime

Simon the clerk is prowling the wagons again for his cursed pitch-fee. I made sure to take my bucket to the far edge of the camp. Let the spearmen pay for the mud we sleep in. I have better uses for my groschen.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    You dodge the fee, yet you complain when the wagons are not mended. You are a leech, John.

the Wednesday before Laetare Sunday, at Sext

Daniel sits in a rotting wagon, drinking himself to death over Anne. The chest chill took her during the thaw, God rest her, but weeping will not bring her back. He should buy a good blanket and a warm jug instead of letting Nicholas nurse his fever all night.

  • Daniel
    Daniel

    May the devil take your tongue. You never knew my Anne.

Nota scribaeThe speaker spat twice into the dirt while saying this.

the day after Candlemas, at Terce

William says I stole his carving awl, but the lad must learn to lose gracefully. He handed it over to settle a bad bet at the tavern. And Roger's drawknife? I am just keeping it safe until I have no more use for it.

  • William
    William

    It was a lent tool, John, not a wager! Give it back before I tell the bailiff.

  • Roger (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Roger

    I need that drawknife for my own wood. You are a thief plain and simple.

  • John
    John

    Come and take them if you are men, dearest friends.

Nota scribaeThe word he used for William was not 'lad'.

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