Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 391r
Portrait of William

William

huntsman for the estate, of Trosky

“I keep the lord's woods clear of scum and pull my weight, even if the pay is late. It is freezing work, not like these guards who just stand on a nice dry wall all day.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things William had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Ascension, at Vespers

Anna says my slate in her cellar is getting too long. Bloody hell, a man needs his ale after wading in the damp all day. And Ralph keeps badgering me about where his heavy leather baldric went. I told him it is perfectly safe. Heh heh!

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    It is worth ten times your wage, William. Where is it?

  • William
    William

    Safe, I said! Have a drink and stop your whining.

Nota scribaeThe man rubbed his nose vigorously as he spoke the last part.

the third day of Easter week, at Sext

I used a fine ox bone comb this morning to look decent for the captain. Ralph glared at me the whole time. Let him glare. I covered two of his night shifts last month, so the comb is fair payment. I will not hand it back until he gives me a proper thanks.

  • Ralph
    Ralph

    It was a loan for the inspection, you thief.

the Feast of Saint Gregory, at Prime

Ralph keeps talking about his family up north and asking me to carry word to them. Does he think I am a pigeon? I have no intention of walking all that way just to tell them he is still breathing. I just nod and slap his arm.

Nota scribaeDictated in the mess over a bowl of cabbage and pork fat. He spoke very loudly.

the first Sunday of Lent, at None

Walked past the wall today and heard Alan and David complaining about the breeze. Christ almighty, they have clean dry stone under their boots and they still whine. Try wading through freezing underbrush looking for poachers' snares.

  • Alan
    Alan

    Try standing still in the wind for six hours, you loud drunken fool.

  • Julian
    Julian

    At least you can walk around to keep warm.

Candlemas, at Vespers

Found two lads setting snares by the creek. I took their hares and sent them off with a boot up the arse. They should be glad I did not drag them to the bailiff. I know every game trail from here to the river.

  • Denis
    Denis

    Good work, William. Keep the woods clear.

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