Liber Vultuum
Liber Vultuum, volumen Kuttenbergensefol. 261r
Portrait of Jan

Jan

militiaman at the gates, of Trosky

“I stand watch and keep the miners from killing each other in the dirt. It is thirsty work, my boots have holes, and I only need a few pennies to set things right.”

Quid vis scribi?The scribe is at Vespers. Come back after, and bring him a candle.

Dicta

Things Jan had written, latest first, with the glosses of his neighbours.

the Tuesday before Whitsun, at Vespers

The captain says there will be an inspection before the feast. Christ almighty. If any man has just a few pennies to spare, I will pay him back double by the harvest. John, I know you have coin hidden away. I am begging you.

  • John
    John

    I have nothing for you. Stop looking at my hands.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    You had better have that kettle hat polished for the muster, lad. I want it back shining.

Nota scribaeHe wrung his hands the entire time he spoke, looking as though he might weep.

the eve of St George, at Compline

Thomas is looking for a fight again, and I had to drag three drunken miners out of the mud yesterday. I can drink any man in this garrison under the table, but Avice has a tongue like a whip. I dare not go near her cellar to quench my thirst.

  • Thomas
    Thomas

    If you drag me out of the mud I will break your jaw! Let them fight!

  • Avice (no portrait was pasted in for this person)
    Avice

    You can drink any man under the table so long as you are doing it on my slate. Bring me my groschen or you will never see that iron hat again.

  • Jan
    Jan

    Please keep your voice down, the older lads will hear you!

the third day of Easter week, at Prime

It is bloody freezing at the gates. Jan the elder took the best spot by the fire again, complaining of the chill. We younger lads get nothing but gristle in the stew pot and the hardest stones to stand on.

  • Jan
    Jan

    When you have stood on these walls for twenty years your bones will ache too. Show some respect.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    A soldier does not whine about the cold. Discipline is what keeps the Cumans from slitting our throats in our sleep.

Nota scribaeDictated while chewing on a hard crust of stale bread.

the Wednesday of the second week of Lent, at None

Nicholas is a good Christian man for lending me his iron kettle hat for my duties. It is a fine piece of work. A man gets terrible thirsty standing in the wind, though. Just a few pennies on a slate never hurt anyone.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas

    Take good care of it. A solid helm is the only thing between you and a cracked skull.

Candlemas, at Sext

Standing watch with Walter is enough to drive a man mad. If I hear about his brother Andreas making boots in Prague one more time, I will throw myself off the battlements. Poor Vashek never talked this much, God rest his soul.

  • Walter
    Walter

    My brother makes boots for the burghers, fine leather work. You could learn a thing or two from him instead of complaining.

  • Geoffrey
    Geoffrey

    Vashek was a fool who broke the line. Do not praise a dead man for his mistakes.

Nota scribaeThe subject spoke very fast and kept looking nervously over his shoulder.

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