the second Tuesday in May, at None
Humphrey says I stole his throwing knife. I say he nearly took my boot off with it at the timber mark. I pulled it from the wood myself and it stays in my belt until he buys me an ale to make amends. It is a matter of principle.
Nota scribaeHe crossed his arms tightly across his chest and stared at the wall until I finished writing.

Give it back, you stubborn mule. I was only practicing and you walked right into my aim.
A blind man has better aim. Buy the ale.
You both need your heads knocked together. We have enough trouble without fighting over a small blade.